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posted 15 hours ago with 107,701 notes  fragile--pieces)

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

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Feminism is not about who opens the jar.

It is not about who pays for the date. It is not about who moves the couch. It is not about who kills the bugs. It is not about who cooks the dinner. It’s not even about who stays home with the kids, as long as the decision was made together, after thinking carefully about your situation and coming to an agreement that makes sense for your particular marriage and family.

It is about making sure that nobody ever has to do anything by “default” because of their gender. The stronger person should move the couch. The person who enjoys cooking more, has more time for it, and/or is better at it should do the cooking. Sometimes the stronger person is male, sometimes not. Sometimes the person who is best suited for cooking is female, sometimes not. You should do what works.

But it is also about letting people know that it is okay to change. If you’re a woman who wants to become stronger, that’s great. If you’re a man who wants to learn how to cook, that’s also great. You might start out with a relationship where the guy opens all the jars and the girl cooks all the meals, but you might find that you want to try something else. So try it.
posted 15 hours ago with 21,917 notes  brutereason)

I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.
—Jenna, Waitress (via bl-ossomed)

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aquabones:

A Map of an Introvert’s Heart
by an Introvert

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bobobooobo:

how am i 18 with no kissing experience other than kindergarten?? 

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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posted 22 hours ago with 110,333 notes  sararye)

#lol

What are some slogans for each type?

myersandbriggs:

ESFP: Can I smoke this?

ISTP: No, I’m not a serial killer.

INTJ: Are you wrong or am I right?

ESTJ: Doing nothing out of the ordinary since the beginning of time

ESTP: Hold my beer…

ISFJ: I’m sorry, eh?

ISTJ: Bureaucracies give me hard-ons

ENTJ: No, you don’t…

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posted 22 hours ago with 1,165 notes  myersandbriggs)

reblog if you’re an asshole

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wgsn:

Inspired by 3D modelling software glitches, Noa Raviv has designed garments that bring the digital into a physical space.  Classic Greek and Roman sculptures are the starting point and then worked into hi-tech garments.

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pandanemar:

Oh Levi & Cath. <3

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