fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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Petra Collins’ The Teenage Gaze. 

Part I

Holy shit

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Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

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Man Surrounded By Loved Ones Feels Awkward Being Only Person Dying 

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*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

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HALLOWEEN COSTUME GAME SO FUCKING ON POINT (im supposed to be one of the pink ladies from grease)

i refuse to let this die

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this is a sad story but i can’t stop laughing that the boyfriend’s first instinct was to cover for her by claiming it was the blood of Jesus

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"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

Yes pls omg

im geekin

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I have done nothing today 😌😔

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if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

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“‘There’s always that joke that there’s a Starbucks on every corner,’ says Justin Grimes, a statistician with the Institute of Museum and Library Services in Washington. ‘But when you really think about it, there’s a public library wherever you go, whether it’s in New York City or some place in rural Montana. Very few communities are not touched by a public library.’

In fact, libraries serve 96.4 percent of the U.S. population, a reach any fast-food franchise can only dream of.” 

There are more public libraries (about 17,000) in America than there are McDonalds (about 14,000) or Starbucks (about 11,000).

Read: Every Library and Museum in America Mapped

[Click here for the original map]

This makes me happy.

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*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

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Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

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